it’s not quite there… try getting on a skateboard. or get a sick tattoo maybe.
*jots down “tattoo a skateboard” into notepad with “COOL THINGS” written on the front*
hmmm *turns hat sideways a bit* what about now
*sits you down in a chair across from my chair* son… *turns chair around and sits backward on it* does this make me cooler?
i’m well aware of steam’s ridiculous sale schedule
do babies have worth? what is the current market value of a baby? any tips for how to make it big in the baby trading business?
Today was declared Dragon Tuesday by the historic @mountain_goats tweet.
I really love this cartoon Robbie and Bobby made about the only religious holiday that’s celebrated in every country in the world, Dragon Tuesday. I met up with a Bone Drakon in an underground necropolis yesterday that is just how deep I run on your average Dragon Tuesday
if you are not ending every facebook post and comment with “lol wtf!” then may i respectfully submit you are not using facebook to its full potential
what’s that? you say you think deeply about the connection between our ability for metaphor and our ability to express new ideas we haven’t thought of before?? …you know, i find such conversations happen much better, um, naked
my thoughts are memes i cannot fathom into rage comics